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Get Your Knee Off That Car by Legrandzilla Get Your Knee Off That Car by Legrandzilla
Godzilla is having a heated discussion with Baragon about Baragon's damage to a car in the parking lot.
"I saw that," says Godzilla. "Look, you put your knee right on that car!"
"Take it easy, buddy!" retorts Baragon. "I planned to leave a note on the windshield."
"Yeah, right," Godzilla scoffs. "Just for the benefit of those people watching you in the shop. You will probably write, 'Sorry Sucka, this aint my insurance info I'm writing here, I just want people to think I'm doing that!'"
Baragon sighs and shakes his head. "You know, Godzilla...maybe you should stop worrying so much about me, and think about that front end loader and the guy that was operating it that is under your foot right now!"
Godzilla lifts his foot and looks at the bottom of it... "oh, crap!" He exclaims. " I thought I felt something, but I figured it was just my plantar problems flairing up."
"Well think again you tool!" said Baragon. "You should be thinking of how the poor guy on the bottom of your foot feels! Probably he feels like ABC gum! You know, Already Been Chewed?"
Godzilla stared at Baragon for a moment, and Baragon became a bit nervous from the tension in the air.
"I guess I should have just done this in the first place", said Godzilla. And with that, he took a deep breath, his fins turned a glowing blue, and he nuked Baragon to ashes.
As Godzilla watched Baragon's remains float gently to earth, he said, "Now look what your doing! Littering!"
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:icondeliciousbutdeadly:
Deliciousbutdeadly Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student General Artist
You just can't win lol.
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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:iconrunepelt:
runepelt Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that litter-bug XD
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^^
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:iconrunepelt:
runepelt Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D
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:iconmyuutsuu85:
Myuutsuu85 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
intresting descrition. It was quite unexpectet, but nice
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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:iconadiraiju:
Adiraiju Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha ha ha, that "littering" bit just pushed it over the top for me. I know people like that...
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^^ yeah, always in other peeps brizness
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:iconmaddalinamocanu:
MaddalinaMocanu Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Oh C'mon he isn't squishing it :/ If the person inside would have some courage he'd run away. ^_^
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hopefully he got out already and is one of the people running!
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:iconmaddalinamocanu:
MaddalinaMocanu Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:phew:
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:iconoblivionhaze:
oblivionhaze Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011
Rofl. abc gum :D Instead of nuking him they shouldve both gone out for coffee :D
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...coffee is always the answer for you, isnt it?^^
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:iconoblivionhaze:
oblivionhaze Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
oh yeah :) Coffee FTW
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
CCCCCCCoFFFFFFFEEEEE!!!!:crazy:
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:iconoblivionhaze:
oblivionhaze Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
:iconhugmepenguinplz:
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is so cute! :hug:
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:iconoblivionhaze:
oblivionhaze Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
not as cute as mini you iz :)
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha!
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:iconkevinmorris2:
KevinMorris2 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Student General Artist
"you clumsy Ox!!!!!"
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
like a Baragon in a china shop..
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:iconkevinmorris2:
KevinMorris2 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Student General Artist
hahahaha so true
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:iconpie-lord:
pie-lord Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
big g: u trashed mah car mans >.>
Baragon: lies the car ran into me!
big g: thts it its go time BRING IT ON!!

and then the world is smushed due to the extreme battle bewteens them and god is like O.O jesus u aint goin back down ther *leaves for new earth*
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha! Godzilla starts the apocalypes..^^ Thanks for the fave!
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:iconpie-lord:
pie-lord Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
no worries matey :3 and it was baragon tht started it when he smushed big g's hot wheels lol
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah, always baragons fault..he is just a litle clumsy..^^
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:iconpie-lord:
pie-lord Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
baragon should form a biker gang him and big g would look awsome on couple of harleys with biker jackets :3
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think the harley would get squished..they would try to start them and they would go flat..
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:iconpie-lord:
pie-lord Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
not if they was custom built for them :D it would be wicked >.< get the motor runnin OUT ON THE HIGH WAY lookin for adventure :3
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it would take quite abig highway!^^
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M0reCartoons Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The title was all i needed for a chuckle. cool pic and funny idea!
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks..I just typed it as I thought of it, kinda random..^^
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YoBadMama Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Epic pic and story, bro :D
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:iconlegrandzilla:
Legrandzilla Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!^^ thanks for reading the description, and thanks for faving!
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:iconyobadmama:
YoBadMama Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Your more than welcome.
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