Godzilla is having a heated discussion with Baragon about Baragon's damage to a car in the parking lot.
"I saw that," says Godzilla. "Look, you put your knee right on that car!"
"Take it easy, buddy!" retorts Baragon. "I planned to leave a note on the windshield."
"Yeah, right," Godzilla scoffs. "Just for the benefit of those people watching you in the shop. You will probably write, 'Sorry Sucka, this aint my insurance info I'm writing here, I just want people to think I'm doing that!'"
Baragon sighs and shakes his head. "You know, Godzilla...maybe you should stop worrying so much about me, and think about that front end loader and the guy that was operating it that is under your foot right now!"
Godzilla lifts his foot and looks at the bottom of it... "oh, crap!" He exclaims. " I thought I felt something, but I figured it was just my plantar problems flairing up."
"Well think again you tool!" said Baragon. "You should be thinking of how the poor guy on the bottom of your foot feels! Probably he feels like ABC gum! You know, Already Been Chewed?"
Godzilla stared at Baragon for a moment, and Baragon became a bit nervous from the tension in the air.
"I guess I should have just done this in the first place", said Godzilla. And with that, he took a deep breath, his fins turned a glowing blue, and he nuked Baragon to ashes.
As Godzilla watched Baragon's remains float gently to earth, he said, "Now look what your doing! Littering!"