Hello, Allow Me to Introduce Myself...

My name is Elwood P. Squirrel the XXIII, Esquire.  I am delighted to meet your acquaintance.  I have query, if I may, or a question, if preferable, could you spare a nut or seed or two for this old chap?  It is a bit nippy out here of late, and a spot of tea right now would be just capital!  I would be forever in your debt, and you would have my undying loyalty and grrrrratitude!  Aye wot?

To be continued.  I like how Elwood puts his hand to his chest like a proper gentleman introducing himself.