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Kaiju Kuisine

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Kaiju Kuisine

If I dined on Baragon, I'd season him with tarragon
And pair him with a slightly dry Chablis 
A tasty side of Megalon would really get the party on
And be the biggest spread you'd ever see.

A three course King Ghidorah with gravy of Hedorah 
Would make a very lovely Sunday Brunch
Spaghetti made from Manda with a sauce of puréed Sanda
Makes me glad it won't be long before its lunch.

Kentucky fried Rodan or barbecued Gigan 
Tastes like chicken but I guess that most things do
Also Gyaos in a pan or Varan from a can
Would make a very yummy kaiju stew.

Turtle soup from Gamera seasoned with ground Gabara 
Is known to be a very hearty dish
Drawn butter on Ebirah or a nice fillet of Zigra
Might be your choice if your prefer some fish.

A Biolantte salad is a culinary ballad
If you crave a load of veggies that are green
Gezora calamari will never make you sorry 
With Matango mushroom sauce it's really keen.

If you've never eaten Kaiju you should really do like I do
And visit Monster Island for a feast
So have a quesadilla with cheese and diced Minilla 
Or a sandwich from your favorite giant beast.
eatfoodkaijumonster
A silly little poem about eating Kaiju.  Bon Appetit! :iconyummyplz::iconeatingplz::iconeatplz::iconsushiplz:
The preview image is the Roast Beast in Whoville from Dr Seuss' The Grinch.
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aniwablue
Who wouldn't want to bite and taste a Kaiju? Very funny text, so cute... And a little strange but hilarious! :)